Frozen Yogurt

I have no shame in admitting that I am that person on the frozen yogurt bandwagon, I would like to think I'm at the forefront of this though. As a teenager it was Penguins, Big Chill, then PINKBERRY came along.. I was so addicted, i would try to convince Hills crew meals to be substituted with pinkberry , sometimes i was granted that wish. THen what always happens happened i overdid it. I cant even look at a Pinkberry store front without feeling sick. I broke up with Pinkberry to find Yogurtland , I was sure this would last forever. NOW, i have to monitor my visits in fear of losing another loved one.  Now i feel helpless all my yogurt ex's became too famous and crowded for me.  I need new options for yogurt ,with all these fad cookie diets around, why can't there just be a frozen yogurt diet. I'm considering buying a machine to make at home, have i gone too far?